Whether it be piloting assault helicopters, firing rocket launchers, clobbering nameless henchmen or regularly bedding beautiful women, Bond rose to fame by excelling in everything that he does.
In fact, I would love to learn how he manages to jump away from explosions with his crisp tailor-made suit still intact.
It's the accomplishments of the British secret agent that has led him to possess the rank of "Double 0" in Her Majesty's service, hence the legendary code number "007".
The "double-0" prefix indicates his discretionary licence to kill in the performance of his duties.
The seemingly ageless Bond was allegedly born in 1968, which would make him 39 years old this year.
I think James Bond has finally called it quits, slowed down the pace and ventured into a new field.................
SELLING DIM SUM IN MIRI!!!
Er... Mr Bond, one sio bee please..... steamed, not fried.
8 comments:
Have not tried the dim sum yet.
roflmao
it's an undercover op I think. james bong, sorry bond, is in miri for his next mission. MI6 sending him to get Pek Moh.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wariu.
man ..u know what i want to try?
walking around malaysia...in a tuxedo/formal suit.
gid: that sounds interesting. Can we dare you to travel the whole of Malaysia IN a full tuxedo? You can only take it off when you shower, which is limited to ONCE per day. U know, some sort of Malaysian challenge to get into the Book of Records. After all, it's STILL Visit Malaysia Year :D
In return, you get fame and possible wealth from upcoming offers for advertisements and royalties. :)
We will support you through our sms-es. :P
gid: I have a better idea - walk around malaysia naked. That way you can still have people stare at you minus the heat and sweat.
galv u censored!
BUT i get half the royalty for my idea...and galv get 25% for modifying it :P
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