Washroom Routine

So my camera is dead. That doesn't stop me from my usual illustrative blogging (Thanks to the often-overlooked MS Paint).

The following illustration depicts a plan of my office's gentlemen washroom:

The design flaw here is that the paper towel dispenser is placed too far away from the sink. One would have to walk across the toilet area to dry his hands.

The normal routine that me and 95% of the users of this washroom follow (under normal "circumstances") is:

1. Enter washroom.
2. Use urinal (Absolutely NO greeting is allowed).
3. Wash hands at sink (Now is the time to greet anyone whom you may know).
4. Walk across toilet area and use the paper towel dispenser.
5. Exit toilet.

Normal Routine

Once in a while, I see people do THIS:

The Quick Enter-Use-Exit Routine

Moral of the story:
Do NOT greet and shake hands with people who have just exited the washroom.